im literally scared of becoming famous now i mean i once made a post about bathing in a tub of liam payne’s cum
realistic captions for selfies:
- i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
- i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
- i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
- i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
- this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments
I’m definitely not a zayn girl, but he is indeed pretty. And if he came up to me on the street and said “I’ll let you suck this dick” I wouldn’t walk away.
Okay that’s it, I can’t take this anymore. HE LOOKS LIKE SUCH A NICE, APPROACHABLE GUY. JUST LET ME LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIST.
how hot niall is
*eheheh hello there*
*you wanna know how hot i am?*
*yeh? u sure?*
*because*…
*i will*….
*destroy you…*
*whether i’m being cute*
*or hot as fuck*
*eheheh dat’s right bitch*
*i’m niall fucking horan*
*you said you wanted to talk about how hot i am*
*done*
byeee
